I know technically I'm not unemployed since I start work again on Friday, but just sitting here at home sucks! I feel I should be out doing shit, instead of just sitting here, but seriously wtf is there to do at 8:45 in the morning.
In better news, I found a couple cars that I like and can also afford, so I think I am going to pick one of them this weekend. I have a choice between a 2003 Mitsubishi Galant and a 2005 Dodge Stratus. I make my decision today after I go and test drive them.
In what some people may consider even better news, you can now look at Lindsay Lohan's tits, and not have to search google for hours! She decided to recreate Marilyn Monroe's final nude shoot. You can catch the whole story, as well as all the pictures, here.
I must warn you, you can really tell how fuckin freckly she is in these pictures, so if you really are going just to see her tits, I would go fast, or you may be permanently scared.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Abortion
You know I was having a really great day, but once again the fuckers on YouTube had to go fuck it up.
Watch this video... Video
You Pro-Life supporters make me fuckin sick. Who the fuck do you think you are to go around sticking your fuckin nose into other people's lives? Your worse then the damn government! If I had a vagina and I decided to go get my baby fuckin terminated, then I can fuckin do that. I don't need you sorry excuse for human beings out there telling me that I am going to hell because I just removed a NON LIVING thing from me. Guess what, a baby isn't alive until it comes out of you. It's not alive at conception, because the last time I checked you have to be breathing to be alive, guess what you don't start fuckin breathing until your come out of the womb. So fuck you guys, go crawl back under your god damn rock, and continue blowing each other.
Watch this video... Video
You Pro-Life supporters make me fuckin sick. Who the fuck do you think you are to go around sticking your fuckin nose into other people's lives? Your worse then the damn government! If I had a vagina and I decided to go get my baby fuckin terminated, then I can fuckin do that. I don't need you sorry excuse for human beings out there telling me that I am going to hell because I just removed a NON LIVING thing from me. Guess what, a baby isn't alive until it comes out of you. It's not alive at conception, because the last time I checked you have to be breathing to be alive, guess what you don't start fuckin breathing until your come out of the womb. So fuck you guys, go crawl back under your god damn rock, and continue blowing each other.
New Job
Alright, for once this isn't going to be going on a rant or bitching. For those of you who know me, you may know that the current contract that I'm working on is ending today. Well I just off the phone with my employer, the one who actually provides the contract, and I found out that I will be starting training for the Help Desk on Friday!
I could not be more excited! This will be my third contract working at this same company, and this is the first one that has actually had the opportunity to go permanent. This also means that I will be able to go out and get a new car, that I so desperately need. Now I just need to find someone that will finance me.
I could not be more excited! This will be my third contract working at this same company, and this is the first one that has actually had the opportunity to go permanent. This also means that I will be able to go out and get a new car, that I so desperately need. Now I just need to find someone that will finance me.
Fidel Castro
Unless you live under a rock, then you probably heard about Fidel Castro resigning as the president of Cuba. The thing that amazes me is that he has only been out of office for less than 24 hours, and were already trying to force democracy down their fucking throats. Are we that fuckin arrogant that we think that every country in world HAS to be a fuckin democracy?!
Have you ever seen Cuba? I mean the real Cuba, not the one that is portrayed in the media? It's no where near as bad as you think. Sure it's a Communist government, but guess what, it works for them!
You know what's going to happen if we force democracy onto them? We will push to get someone that we want into office there, and then we will slowly start taking away everything that they have, and one of the biggest things will probably be their universal health care, because for some reason Americans think that universal health care is the worst thing to happen since the fucking plague.
So you know what, leave the fuckin Cubans alone, because trust me, if it was really as bad there as everyone makes it sound, they would have had a revolution a long ass time ago.
Have you ever seen Cuba? I mean the real Cuba, not the one that is portrayed in the media? It's no where near as bad as you think. Sure it's a Communist government, but guess what, it works for them!
You know what's going to happen if we force democracy onto them? We will push to get someone that we want into office there, and then we will slowly start taking away everything that they have, and one of the biggest things will probably be their universal health care, because for some reason Americans think that universal health care is the worst thing to happen since the fucking plague.
So you know what, leave the fuckin Cubans alone, because trust me, if it was really as bad there as everyone makes it sound, they would have had a revolution a long ass time ago.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Weekend
Now that all of that is out of the way, lets talk about what happened this weekend. If you ever want to feel fat, lazy, and out of fuckin shape, you should go bowling. Me and my girlfriend decided to go out bowling over the weekend, kinda something that we have been wanting to do for a while, just haven't had a the time.
So Saturday, we call the bowling alley to find out when they have open bowling, according to the bitch we got a hold of, they had open bowling all day. So we waited about an hour, because according to miss dumbass on the phone, it was really busy. We show up at the bowling alley to find out that they had league bowling until 9 PM, and it was just then about 6. Thank you miss fucktard!
Well not a problem for us, because we were going to go out for dinner that not as well, so we just went out to dinner instead before bowling, instead of afterwards. Here is where I learned another valuable lesson: Looks can be VERY deceiving. We get to this restaurant, which looks very high class and nice from the outside, we walk inside and it looks like the setup for a fuckin buffet. The service, was fuckin horrible, and this was the restaurant's fault, and not the fault of our server, because they decided to give her basically the whole fuckin restaurant to wait on. They are lucky that the food was half-way decent or I would have just left and took my business else ware.
After dinner we decided to head back over to the bowling alley, and yes it did take almost 3 hours to get through dinner. Lucky for use league bowling was over, and we finally got a chance to get a lane. This is where I realized that I am out of fuckin shape. We bowled two games, and I am still sore as shit.
On top of all of that, my girlfriend contracted whatever the fuck it is that my mom had last week, so she is home from school feeling like shit. Ah, don't ya just love flu season.
So Saturday, we call the bowling alley to find out when they have open bowling, according to the bitch we got a hold of, they had open bowling all day. So we waited about an hour, because according to miss dumbass on the phone, it was really busy. We show up at the bowling alley to find out that they had league bowling until 9 PM, and it was just then about 6. Thank you miss fucktard!
Well not a problem for us, because we were going to go out for dinner that not as well, so we just went out to dinner instead before bowling, instead of afterwards. Here is where I learned another valuable lesson: Looks can be VERY deceiving. We get to this restaurant, which looks very high class and nice from the outside, we walk inside and it looks like the setup for a fuckin buffet. The service, was fuckin horrible, and this was the restaurant's fault, and not the fault of our server, because they decided to give her basically the whole fuckin restaurant to wait on. They are lucky that the food was half-way decent or I would have just left and took my business else ware.
After dinner we decided to head back over to the bowling alley, and yes it did take almost 3 hours to get through dinner. Lucky for use league bowling was over, and we finally got a chance to get a lane. This is where I realized that I am out of fuckin shape. We bowled two games, and I am still sore as shit.
On top of all of that, my girlfriend contracted whatever the fuck it is that my mom had last week, so she is home from school feeling like shit. Ah, don't ya just love flu season.
Introduction
Let me start of by saying Thank You to YouTube. Thank you for making me realize that not all the people in the this world are fucking stupid, just most of them. It amazes me that every time I log onto YouTube, I can find more and more people who should systematically be killed, and its not even the same people every day, its different fucking people! There are people on there that I congratulate for being sane and educated, such as AngryAussie and Mr. Safety, but trust me they can be hard to find.
Now that I got that out of the way, WTF is it with people in South Carolina? Is it really that hard to fucking drive like a normal human being?! Its ridiculous that every time I get into a car, I feel like I might die. I swear, I really think that when you guys took Drivers Ed, you must have turn into fuckin Corky! Well I tell ya what South Carolina drivers, since ya drive like a bunch of fuckin retards, I will be mailing you each your own fuckin helmet. I just pray that one of you fucktards don't kill me before I get the chance.
Now that I got that out of the way, WTF is it with people in South Carolina? Is it really that hard to fucking drive like a normal human being?! Its ridiculous that every time I get into a car, I feel like I might die. I swear, I really think that when you guys took Drivers Ed, you must have turn into fuckin Corky! Well I tell ya what South Carolina drivers, since ya drive like a bunch of fuckin retards, I will be mailing you each your own fuckin helmet. I just pray that one of you fucktards don't kill me before I get the chance.
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